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  1. Mrtnst

    Shopping List

    My sister-in-law gave me a shopping list, without including the name of the store to get the items from. I am just about to go out and search Sainsbury's, Waitrose and Tesco for them.
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    Joke Make Up Your Mind!

    There's the question: What is the best way to get even with a partner who never stops complaining about your behaviour. Should you walk out on them, or stay and annoy them by constantly repeating the behaviour they complained about?
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    Joke Dad Joke 1️⃣

    Funny, I always thought it was a measure of how desperate the person giving the assessment was to get the recipient into bed.
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    Joke Dad Joke 1️⃣

    I'd guess she's not getting an expensive gift this Christmas. 🎁 🗑
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    FLAT TIRE IN ALASKA

    Some people, and apparently dogs, just can't help playing the goose when they see a camera.
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    Protect Your Holiday Joy! Discover How a Local Councillor Might Crush Perth's Cherished Christmas Tradition!

    I wasn't questioning your intelligence, it was your compassion that I found doubtful. Well good for you doing your bit. But I wonder, based on your previous comments: Do you refuse help to those needy people who arrive with a pet? Of course 'families' prioritise their human children over...
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    Protect Your Holiday Joy! Discover How a Local Councillor Might Crush Perth's Cherished Christmas Tradition!

    If you do not have compassion then you cannot be abusive towards the unfortunate and expect others to respect you. Pets are the only family some people have, or have left. Do you expect parents made homeless by circumstances to give away their children too?
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    Protect Your Holiday Joy! Discover How a Local Councillor Might Crush Perth's Cherished Christmas Tradition!

    What makes you think that they will stop non Judeo-Christian celebrations? Have you ever heard anyone Woke sugest stopping celebrations of any other religion, gender diverse, non white European, or non Democratic culture group? But I certainly agree with everything else that you said.
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    Joke Hot Mama

    True, but it still wouldn't matter if it did get booked. The road rules apply to: ● Trucks, ● Buses, ● Caravans, ● Cars, ● Motor Cycles, ● and all similar motor vehicles. The legal principle of ejusdem generis would make the ticket invalid.
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    Joke Save the trees!

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    Protect Your Holiday Joy! Discover How a Local Councillor Might Crush Perth's Cherished Christmas Tradition!

    Now I understand why The Grinch is depicted as being green 🎉🎄🎅
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    Joke Hot Mama

    He was better off not knowing what the doctor had actually said. He might not live as long, but he would be happy to the end.
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    Double trouble: Unusual issues force Qantas flight to turn back mid-flight not once, but TWICE!

    Fortunately not. That's even more dangerous than HALO jumping. ● HALO - High Altitude Low Opening HA - Jumping out of an aircraft above heights where there is enough oxygen to breathe (we did it above 22,000 ft) LO - pulling your parachute release when you are low enough to drop below the...
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    Double trouble: Unusual issues force Qantas flight to turn back mid-flight not once, but TWICE!

    I'd take that bet, there's few first timers on cargo planes. 😁 The point is that your thousands of times more likely to be killed driving, or just crossing the road, than you ever would be flying. So worrying about the risks of flying, is pointless. Unless it's about being uncomfortable in...
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    Joke Dad Thought 🚽

    Or a funeral.
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    Double trouble: Unusual issues force Qantas flight to turn back mid-flight not once, but TWICE!

    Terror in the skies. Be aware; if you take 12.5 Million flights, in commercial aircraft, you have a 50% chance of being killed in a crash. I'm booked on 6 flights over Christmas and New Year. Raising my lifetime total of flights to 103. So far I have had. ● 97 take-offs. With ● 75...
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