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Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get cozy together!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna hook up later?

If he was mine I'd of buried my foot in his arse.

We are all still children at heart

I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS..

I stopped when fed raw liver.

Corrugated

The rise of Jobsworths

I KNOW WHAT i'D LIKE TO DO WITH THESE ARSEHOLES

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

TREMORS I'm going to have to get someone to mark my trivia card, one of the side effects of treatment is tremors amongst others plus I need a new keyboard, when the tremors I'm all over th place like a mad woman's' shite?

A Man Goes To Visit His 85-Year-Old Grandpa In The Hospital A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. The...

A Woman Goes To Prison A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: – “Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger.?” And the husband replies: “Well, my love, what are...

A Stand TO MAKE IT STAND YOU WET IT. TO MAKE IT WET YOU SUCK IT. TO MAKE IT STIFF YOU LICK IT. TO GET IT IN YOU PUSH IT. THREADING A NEEDLE ISN'T EASY....

Diseased

My number's at the moment are all over the board like a mad woman's shite

Knock, knock. Who's there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?