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The baker brought out a tray of American-style, glazed, sweet treats. I said, “Donut tempt me".

Crunchy

I think he's spent to much time playing pocket billiards?

Some bodies got to do it?

Yes, they laughingly call it a News Service

Another that doesn't understand irony?

The Advanced New Supermarket As Josh strolled along the street, he saw his buddy Michael striding along anxiously with lots of bags in his hands. "Hey Michael, is everything alright? You seem kind of jumpy." Michael set the bags on the ground and said, "Yeah, I was just now at the...

Sign of the Times Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: “Caution! This truck is full of Labour Promises.”

Whoever told you to be yourself Has given you bad advice.

We come from dust, And to dust we will return. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

I rang my local restaurant and asked, “Do you do takeaways?” A polite guy at the other end said, “Yes, we do!” Cheerfully, I responded, “That’s great! What’s 352 minus 97?”

One Liner I don’t care what everyone else says; I don’t think you’re that bad.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" The mechanic. "The mechanic who?" "Heard you wanted a rim job".

At least she didn't say old prune.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Anita. "Anita who?" "Anita you inside me."

Oh me oh may I do whatever shall I do, Request some new questions Of the trivial nature Before I become trivialised?

Knock, knock. "Who's there"? "Gladiator"". "Gladiator who"? "Gladiator he ate her During that threesome".

Knock, knock. 'Who's there'? Gladiator. 'Gladiator who"? 'Gladiator he ate her" "During that threesome".