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Sorry but can think of nothing worse with the possible exception of tripe than cold pasta dishes? Salads don't have to be chilled?

Typical government response, instead of fixing a problem totally abrogate all responsibility when it shouldn't be to difficult to reach an acceptable conclusion to he problem and the people most affected.

If a kid of mine told me they were going into politics I wouldn't know whether to shake their hand or kick their arse?

Big mistake, complaining about Blonde Jokes. 😎

Maybe we should our own paper? where without fear or favour we can say what we like and insult who we like. Obviously we couldn't say Albo for instance for obvious legal reasons so we would need a pseudonym like the (TURD) and the COW?

Old Woman Driver A state trooper sees a car going 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as someone who is speeding! He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. As he approaches the car, he sees five elderly women, two in the front seat and three in the back...

The Lamaze Class The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and the men how to provide the necessary reassurance at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you,” the instructor announced. “Walking is especially good for you...

Happened to many times finally lost all further interest, my membership is up for renewal in August? Not sure whether Ill bother any more becoming pointless saying anything and I'm dyslexic?

Speedster A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?' she finally...

Daughter's Text to Dad: Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had a 2 month...

ATE MY LAST PIECE OF CHEESE YESTERDAY, TODAY IT IS RAINING.. AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN CHEESE IS GONE..

The Outhouse Problem Ma and Pa were two old folks living out on a farm up in the hills last century. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, “Why don’t you go ask the young’n...

Yet another trivia phuckup? question 6 both A & B answers are the same HORSES

So Hancock's half hour isn't for you then?

Who would have thought corruption in government?

Knowing my luck I'll get a summons?

Toothache