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A big man, but a wee jacket fits him.

If it had been the French, Spanish, Dutch or any other European country things would have been a damned sight different, but the pricks are loath to admit the historical truth which is a whole than their bullshit woke truth.

And I'm willing to bet that everyone of these moaning arseholes who's been ripping off he their fellow Australians under the guise of their Indigenous heritage is not a full bloodied native? to these all I can say is. ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I'VE GOT FIVE FINGERS. THE INDEX AND MIDDLE...

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, BE GLAD IT WASN'T HERPES..

Told Off SOMEONE TOLD ME I NEED TO STOP USING F - BOMBS WHAT THE "FUCK" IS AN F - BOMB..

You can Touche m, Leenie, not me I'll give it a big miss.

Life LIFE HAS NEVER GIVEN ME LEMONS IT HAS GIVEN ME ANGER ISSUES. ANXIETY ATTACKS, A LOVE OF ALCOHOL.. AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID BASTARDS..

Texting THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM IS TO TEXT THEM 370HSSV 0773H AND TELL THEM TO READ ITUPSIDE DOWN..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff.

I always thought they were in his arse

Knock, knock. Who there? Dozer. Dozer who? Dozer some great assets you got there.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben hur over!

I don't know about other states, but I'm pretty sure it was the Kennet government that sold off Victoria's utilities?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lisa. Lisa who? Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.

Did you read about the Chinese couple that divorced, She went back to Peking while he went back to Wanking?

Like a red rag to a bull?

Falsies

Both ratbag state and federal government abrogating their responsibilities

Should be forced to pay out. The company concerned should carry any shortfalls?