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lifting the seat to check for snakes and redbacks, you didn't when of them biting you bollocks or bellend?

I remember years ago there ant article that was bereft of certain bits without losing any context, it must have been over forty years ago

I rather think that by the time, it comes around, it will be the purview of the young who are calling for this Afterall they have that much money they can afford the bank charges, tap and go with their lates and avo on wholemeal. We band of old tossers will have shuffled off our mortal coil and...

they went to the seaside and got pissed.

I don't think you understood the expression, completely non sexual.

I don't you understood the expression

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Where was radio invented in the world? The first wireless radio was invented in 1893 by Nikola Tesla. He assembled it in St. Louis, Missouri but did not get a patent until 1900. The credit for the first radio went to Guglielmo Marconi, who was issued the first patent for a wireless radio device...

I think you might be getting through the back door, with this government?

Beg?

She was the dozy bint that opened Pandora's Box, not only was she shagged? we all were.

At 25$, I'll stuff and cook it myself and still have?

I RECKON IT'S JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT FORCING THE CASHLESS SOCIETY BULLSHIT AGAIN, CALL ME AND OLD TOSSER BUT I DON''T TRUST ANY BASTATD. THERE'S A REASON BANKER RHYMES WITH WANKER?

ABOUT TIME THIS PRICK ALBANESE GOT OFF HIS ARSE, HE CAN'T SAY THERE'SNOTHING HE CAN DO?.

HACKSAWN

Have to mix some strong cheddar?

My missus already has a bloody dog, who can wipe it's own arse?