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Tricked me on one trivia question. I didn't know the Northern Territory was a State. Is that a recent change by the new government?

Charlie Harper (Two and a half men). Why? You only need ask if you haven't seen the show. I'm a red-blooded bloke.

What irks me is "should of" instead of "should have". A result of not being able to tell kids they're wrong. "I should of been to the doctor". Once you go to the doctor is it "I of been to the doctor" or "I have been to the doctor". An example of Progressives progressing backwards.

In my will I have specifically mentioned that my son should get nothing. I also set out the reasons why. So, hopefully I'll get an intelligent judge if there's a dispute. Mind you he would then have to pay the $50,000 he still owes me.

Seriously, I wouldn't even notice (unless it's during Hard Quiz). Hopefully when the Libs grow some backbone and get back in they'll defund it and make the ALP/Greens coalition pay for their own political campaigning, and not the taxpayer.

In a documentary Tony Robinson said "Australian women have sex 2.4 times a week and want more". I laughed and asked where were these women? My missus had sex 0.24 times a week and wanted less.

What an upside down world this has become. Same sex couples can be called "husband" and "wife". To their kids they're "Mother" and" Father" Yet grandparents have to be called "grandfriends". What brain-dead moron suggested this idea. They're determined to undermine all that's good about...

My first job was part-time before school delivering ice. Refrigerators put an end to that. My first full-time job was calculating and sending out renewal notices for car insurance at the GIO. I met my future wife there. I did the calculating and she typed them. Computers do both of those now.

Camping trip Four friends spent weeks planning the perfect camping and riding trip. Two days before the group was to leave, Mike's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going. Mike's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the...

This is quite a complex issue. Who has a ring camera pointed into a neighbour's yard? And if the lady was wearing panties what could the ring camera see anyway? And does the guy sit watching the monitor in the hope of spotting some ring? My suggestion for a better neighbour relationship would be...

No matter how you word the hype about the referendum, it will be the end of the fantasy of reconciliation. I will not support anything that seeks to divide Australia on ANY grounds - race, gender, sexual preference. or any other rubbish. If a voter of any persuasion has an issue with anything...

When I posted this joke last year it got some nasty feedback. Obviously Beethoven fans.

Maybe we should change the name of Rushcutters Bay as well. For those not in the know it was named after a group of convicts, who had been sent out to cut rushes, were murdered by the Aborigines. If we can find out the names of the murderers we could name the bay after them.

Golfing bet Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar....Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going? Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now." Stevie: "I always...