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Obviously not even an apprentice could make this mistake!!

Yuck, it sounds awful to me!

Roberta Flack's version of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face was the best ever. She sings it from her heart and it really moves me whenever I hear it. Please can it be next Sunday's Classic?

Two old ladies went into a cafe and ordered two cups of coffee. They then produced sandwiches from their bags and started to eat. Seeing this, the waitress went over to them and said, "Sorry, you are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here." The two old ladies looked at each other...

Good one, Mikev

I enjoyed listening to her too. At that time there were many good songs and people to sing them. Unlike today, when there are fewer good songs written and even less good singers to perform them.

How do you know the mother was ugly? She might have been better looking than her daughter. Anyway if he was desperate he would have accepted anything when he was drunk.

It would be nice to win a million but then if it is made public knowledge you find a lot of "friends" you didn't know you had. A friend won the weekly members draw at the club one day, nothing like a million dollars, and she was inundated with people some of whom she didn't even know asking...

You bring up so many memories for me. I was born in Clacton-on-Sea in Essex inAugust 1935,and our family was moved away from the coast in early 1940 to Coventry of all places. Coventry was practically wiped off trhe face of the earth in Nov ember 1940 but at least some o f the very old...

I agree with you. I am coming up to my 90th now and not in good health. I have no wish to remain in this state until I reach 100. I have lost many friends and relatives both older and younger than me and it must be very lonely for a person of 100 to go on losing close friends and relatives.

My mother's cousin was stationed in Iceland somewhere near Reykjavik with the army during World Ward 2 and because they ran out of food they had to start eating their horses.

When living at Mt Carool, west of Tweed Heads, one of our nearest neighbours living about half a mile further up the mountain track from us had a very large brown snake living on the property. They first encountered it when their daughter had been using their outside dunny and opened the door...

Put your ears back on and you might be able to Hare!

People attack the elderly because they think they are vulnerable which in some cases they are. I have been continually attacked in my own home by neighbourhood kids because I am the only older person living alone in the street. It has cost me a lot of sleepless nights and money to replace...

If help is offered be very careful to check the person offering to help. If you know them then let them help, if you don't know them say a very polite "No Thank you" and walk away and find someone you do know . This, of course, would depend on the type of help they are offering. You can...

It's hard on the civilians as well. Especially when you get fired on from an enemy aircraft on the way to a shelter! This happened to me and my family in England during the 2nd World War.

If it were my grave I would be glad someone had made fun of my name. It shows they are at least thinking of me.

Three elderly men were so deep in conversation at a station that they didn't hear the guard signal the train's departure. Just as the train began to pull away two of the men managed to scramble aboard but the third man didn't make it. The guard come over to console him. "Never mind" said the...

You were having a "Senior Moment" I guess, mjm9

I imagine the people living in public places do so because the rents in organised parks are too high. Obviously no-one lives on the sie of the road without washing or toilet facilities because they want or enjoy it!