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Did you tell them in advance that you wanted a special meal? If not you have to accept what is available.

Very clever mjm9

What a terrific idea.

As they say,what goes around comes around. These people may think they got away with it but someone will get them back and they will have to pay at some stage. If the video of them shows who they are then it should be made public. Put their photo at the front of the restaurant with a note as...

I think being forced to vote is totally wrong. I also think the preference system when counting votes is totally wrong. Voting is a personal thing and if you choose not to vote then you deserve to end up with a person you dislike. But it should be the individual who decides whether or not...

Nora came in from the kitchen and said to her husband, "I think I've just had one of those senior moments." "Why?" said Bert. "What happened?" "Well," explained Nora, "Only a few minutes ago I was rinsing some ice cubes - and now I can't find them!"

An oldie but a goodie, Luckyus!

I received that email too and just wiped it.

Whilstsoever the distinction between the first nation and the rest of us is emphsised in all walks of life in this country, we will never become one nation for all. Its time the aboriginal community stopped putting the emphasise on what happened in the past and started living in the present...

Trump is interfering too much in other countries, who does he think he is? He should get his own house in order before telling others how to run theirs!!!

A royal family has no political agenda and is therefore better to rule a country. If we were a republic we would have constant bickering as to who wouldl rule and people like Trump would get to say what they want and not what the people want.

Very clever!

My mother-in-law was Annie Potts, but not this one. My M-I-L was a wonderful lady and I loved her very much. She died at the age of 90.

Never get tired of hearing this. The keyboard player, whose name I always forget, went on to have a successful career of his own.

Not an original by JL; Can't remember who said it first but know it wasn't JL.

Did you get something to replace "It"

Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, thanks to Mikev!

I only have to take a shower to feel naked.