I have to throw in a blonde joke
A blonde drops off her dress at the dry cleaner's and as she was leaving the dry cleaner said come again to which the blonde replied "No lipstick this time "
I'm trying so hard to keep them clean.
I know 100's but I don't want to offend or upset anyone as I haven't got a feel as yet on this thread so I'll do my very best to keep them as PG as possible.
Another Tacky Story
A young guy goes to the chemist to buy some condoms, as he was about leave the sales person ask him if he would like a bag, to which he responded no thank you she isn't that ugly. ..