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Just don't give us chemistry jokes about noble gasses, because all the best ones argon.

But doesn't it hurt? (Well somebody had to ask)

I wouldn't say such things - even as a joke.

It helps if you know the secret thing that all wives want. Fortunately I was lucky enough to have been told by my wife. Apparently all wives want a tent of husbands. ..... At least that's what I think she said. I wasn't paying attention at the time.

Or maybe its just that my mind is never in the right place, but for me it took no thought whatsoever to see exactly what the situation was.

Maybe it is just me, but I thought it was really obvious that he must have said what he wanted. I probably shouldn't admit it, but I have thought the same thing too. For Miss Jewel's benefit: Is there a difference between "to" and "a"? They can easily be confused in a sentence.

The half that isn't shark poop.

It isn't all that bad. The best three things about severe short term memory loss is that you're always meeting new people; you're always going new places; and you're always meeting new people.

The problem with spell checkers is that they recognise and highlight any word does not exist in their dictionary, but they often don't pick up on where a word has been used in the wrong context, although some of the modern ones are getting a little bit better. I'm reminded of something I read...