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  1. Mark K

    Joke I still kept dancing

    This reminds me of a conversation I had many years ago with a young lady. She had said she'd seen me out on the beach jogging that morning. I told her I had indeed been out on the beach but I wasn't jogging, to which she replied, "Your feet may have been walking, but your stomach was jogging."
  2. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Will the next word be Featuring a G?
  3. Mark K

    Joke Thank you Thank you Thank you

    When the headlights are on high beam.
  4. Mark K

    A BLOODY GREAT AUSSIE POEM, MATE

    I felt there had to be more, and so I went searching - and here is the rest: The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day. He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone away He didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning tea But nor was he prepared for what he was...
  5. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    With X being so limited I feel I'm Xeroxing previous answers.
  6. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    I wanted to put a good word here, but I've been Vacillating between hope and despair
  7. Mark K

    Toilet Graffiti

    That reminds me of: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid my penny and only farted.
  8. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Yielding
  9. Mark K

    Joke To hell with Christmas

    ... And I always thought it was supposed to be an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
  10. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Welcoming
  11. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Untethering
  12. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Scandalising
  13. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    should lead to Quarantining.
  14. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Is this necking ongoing?
  15. Mark K

    The -ing Game

    Impassioning
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