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Lefty loosey, righty tighty !

Linda, lauren, Lorna, Lorraine, Lara Now name 5 Australian wildflowers.

You cannot help someone in a hole by getting in there with them.

"Love is a verb" .. anyone can say they love you, but the proof is in their actions.

Warm welcome

There was once' an honest politician cursed with looks like she could be trusted, but when you look very carefully at her face her eyes disguise her innermost thoughts. "Oh to be rich," exlaimed the scheming damsel wondering how she could accumulate wealth. So she devised a sneaky plan...

Anaconda, Cobra, Death Adder, Dugite, Gwardar. Now name 5 states in USA that start with "N"

What did the cat say when he approached the throne of God? 'You're in my chair'

Siamese, Burmese, Rag Doll, Birman, Cornish Rex. Can you name 5 Alfted Hitchcock movies?

Where can I buy it?

Little children love to get naked The old man thought, so he spake it Of all things he could say His thoughts went that way Cops checked his PC, now they'll take it!

Bit creepy

My mind is a blank and I hate it When thoughts have all done a flit; Try as hard as I might To shed sone sort of light

Why are animals allowed to be nude? Maybe because they are crude; But do they know it Or knowingly show it Or is it us who are prudes?

There was a dog called Taffy but he wasn't your usual staffy He could carry a tune By the light of moon...

Oops.. Vendor

Vendo

You could try 'blueys' for the bed..a bit like puppy training sheets. Nurses use them to protect the bedsheets. But if it was me in her situation, I would ask him to sleep in a separate bed and be responsible for his own laundry. Maybe then he will grow up and practise basic hygiene.

And ran back home to his mommy!

Cereal