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Oh Dear I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story: “Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman’s life. Tragically, I’ve never...

Baby Boomer Life Life’s full circle.

Agree completely. Just enjoy the joke! Chemist/Pharmacy/Drug Store! Who cares. It is a funny joke Skipton.

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Thoughtful husband At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

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Morris and Esther Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' One year...

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Wise Doctor A wise saying.

Lost As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost I...

Good woman!

Old age Old age problems

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Froggie We got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it. He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit Italian, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.

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Buy a hand held bidet on Ebay or Bunnings $30.00 Hygienic for cleaning the body and toilet. No dirty toilet brush. Still use paper for drying though. Easily installed.

About $30 EBay and Bunnings. Great for cleaning the toilet too!