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Not fair Poor Hank

CONFUSION! Good advice.

Sorry but I personally would have replaced the pillow covers by that stage!

Anatomy lesson Image Credit: Supplied Now we know why?

The Big Boss Image Credit: Supplied Board Meeting

Lawyers Ha ha

Clever

Cat and Mouse A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a...

I also use this! Fantastic!

True story A politician never lies. A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs,” said the townspeople. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.” The politician whipped out his iPhone...

I reckon that is 100% right

JET STAR? Rushing up to a large airline’s ticket counter, a man gasped, “Miss, please help me. I have to get to MELBOURNE in the worst way!” The clerk calmly pointed to her left and said, “Sir, that would be the airline next to us.”

excellent

??? Something’s wrong?

Lawyers! A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the...

When I was staying in Germany my cousin was using the dishwashing powder to clean. I copied her, so have used this method ever since. Not on my floors though? Seems quite a lot of mess? I recommend Enjo for that!

WE use WD40 to shine all our stainless steel kitchen products. A hack we learned from the man who installed our Range Hood. Fantastic results.

Such is life

THE END IS NEAR Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him. “Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked. “I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I...