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    Joke Mr Dynamite

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    Joke Free

    Free Free Freebie
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    Joke Bail

    Bail Bail
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    Joke Global warming

    Global warming Proof
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    Joke SIGNS

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    Help BeBe, will you?

    We have always had dogs. Big, small and in between. We feed our adult dog twice a day, small portions. If he leaves any, we remove it shortly after and then present it at the next meal. He is not fussy. When I babysit my brother and sons dogs, it takes me about a week to train them to eat...
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    Joke Seniors 12 Commandments

    Seniors 12 Commandments TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS. #1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. #2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit. #3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. #4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's...
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    Joke IRISH POKER GAME

    IRISH POKER GAME *IRISH POKER GAME* Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael...
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    Former Sunrise star's wife reveals heartache in emotional Mother's Day message

    Exactly. Over the top headline over something that is sad but certainly isn’t worth reporting when we are all looking forward each morning to news that applies to us as seniors. Being seniors, I’m sure we have had our fair share of deaths to cope with. Budgies included but I don’t want to...
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    Former Sunrise star's wife reveals heartache in emotional Mother's Day message

    Sad but the headline is misleading and disappointing. A bit of sensationalism which is disappointing.
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    Joke Strongman

    Strongman At a local bar in downtown Perth, the owner and bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, so he offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to the patron. Anyone who could squeeze...
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    Outrage Ignited: The Shockingly Rude Note Left on Disabled Woman's Car That'll Make Your Blood Boil

    My 91 year old mother forgot my daughter's name which was unusual. I took her to have tests done and drove out from the Dr's surgery in disbelief! My mother had brain cancer! I was so upset that when I parked at the shopping centre with her to get her medication, I forgot to display her...
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    Joke Kids

    Kids Kids ha ha!
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    Joke Don’t mess with old Codgers

    Don’t mess with old Codgers A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing...
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    Is this $14 Kmart gadget the secret to perfect mashed potatoes? Home cooks are divided!

    I’m 73 and have found an easier way still! Frozen mash! Comes with the butter and use just enough for the meal. Delicious! Available at all supermarkets! More time for a glass of red at happy hour.
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    Voluntary assisted dying will be available to more Australians this year. Here’s what to expect in 2023

    My parents deaths were so opposite! Father died an excruciating death whereby they starved dehydrated him and still it took very many days for him to eventually pass. Loss of dignity too. My mother had a small injection and fell “asleep” minutes after. So much kinder. Less scarier than...
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    Are You One Of The Many Australians Who Never Learned To Swim? Here’s How To Get Started

    I was diagnosed with a lung condition, so at 70 years of age decided to improve my swimming ability. I could do a bit of dog paddling, floating. So I checked You Tube and started doing laps. 4 x 25 metres at first. I now swim 30x 25 metres once a week. My lung capacity is back within normal...
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    Voluntary assisted dying will be available to more Australians this year. Here’s what to expect in 2023

    I hope the administrative processes become easier and that Dementia Patients will also be able to access euthanasia. Long term residents should not be excluded. All doctors should be able to initiate discussions with patients about it. Many people don't keep up with the news and are unaware...
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