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In All Probability! If you can sit quietly after difficult news; if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm; if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy; if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate; if you can fall asleep after a day...

Burial At Sea

The Gender Reveal!

Flippin The Bird!

Incognito

Ten Commandments For Seniors

Stone The Crows!

A Sign From God A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left; but, fortunately, we are unhurt...

Alphabet Agony! A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his...

Bunnings Bungle!

The Furniture Business Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back...

Insider Trading

Power Outage

Sad Day At The Zoo A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying. "Why are you guys crying?" she asked. One replied, "One of the elephants just died." "The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?" she asked. "No, Ma'am-- love has nothing to do...

Friends

Please Be Careful I went to a Christmas party last night and had a few beers, followed by a couple cocktails and three or five shots of tequila. I still had sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I did something I have never done before: I took a cab home. Sure enough there...

Happy New Year (I Think!) My dear Friends, I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice, I want to say: Please accept with no...

Sworn Enemies Pat and Mick were sworn enemies, and the slightest wrong word was sure to set them off. As luck would have it they both ended up at the local barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even...

Double Tragedy A blonde woman went to work crying her boss asked if she was OK, the blonde said my mum died last night the boss asked would you like to take some time off she replied I would rather be here to help take my mind off of it .OK said the boss, later that morning the boss sees...

The $1000 Bet! A local bar prided itself on having the strongest man in the village behind the counter. They even had a standing $1000 bet to prove it. The challenge? The barman would squeeze a lemon until every last drop of juice was gone. Then, anyone who could squeeze out another drop would...