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Dennis R's Morning Joke, Knock - Knock Who's there? Abel Abel who? Able Seaman.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What kind of cup cannot hold water. A cupcake.

Dennis R's Morning Joke, You are so dumb that you think software is a floppy hat.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened to the male Bee that fell in love? He got stuck on his Honey.

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. Boy, Dad there is a black cat in the dining room. Dad, Thats alright son black cats are lucky. Boy, This one is- it is eating your dinner.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- knock, whose there? Ammonia Ammonia who? I am ammonia little girl who cannot reach the doorbell.

Thick as a brick.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Saw this joke yesterday thought it might be a change from my usual postings. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged, working as a student nurse I found an old gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with his suitcase...

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This is a bit R rated so be warned. On a Friday afternoon this teacher always carried out the same lesson, he would go round to each boy and give a word and then ask them the definition of it, this Friday he arrived at little Johnie's seat and gave him the word...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Student I don't think I deserve a zero on this test. Teacher, No neither do I but it was the lowest I could give you.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did one bee say to a neighbor's nosey bee. Mind your own bee's nest.

My wife, then we could celebrate our 65th anniversary, she passed away on 16th December 2 weeks before our special day 8 years ago, RIP my English Rose.

As I have said before the back row of seats on a plane could be turned into a sound proofed nursery Dennis R's Afternoon Sick Joke. A woman woke her husband up in the middle of the night and said there is a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning, The husband replied...

People should be charged a fee when booking and receive it back when turning up or they cancel the booking.

Bit of a jolt if you have purchased take away bottles, Knock- Knock Who's there ? Amiss Amiss who? Amiss you that is why I am here.

A good oldie .Dennis R's Morning Joke. What cup can you never drink out of? A hiccup.

Good one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Our teacher talks to herself in class does yours? Yes but she does not realize it she thinks we are listening.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why was the Bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honeycomb.