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    Julie Andrews

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey hive is where honey is made.
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    Joke Finding your way

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is there more of the lest you see? Darkness.
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    Joke A Cowboy at the Theatre

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you think a polygon is a dead parrot.
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    Joke Those Mourning Words

    Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. What is a Bees favorite meal? A humburgher.
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    Reckless train stunts by teenagers spark public outrage and concern

    If these idiots injure themselves and have to be taken to hospital they should be made to pay all expenses incurred.
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    Joke You Look Exactly Like Her

    Dennis R's M Morning sick Joke. Uncle Hubert noticed nephew Johnny was watching him all the time, why are you watching me all the time he asked? I was just wondering when you were going to do your trick replied Johnny, What trick asked Uncle Hubert? Well mum says you drink like a fish.
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    Joke RIP Fried Egg 🍳

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Abba. Abba who? Abba stung me on the arm.
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    Joke RIP Fried Egg 🍳

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    Our Family Ditched It All to Roam Australia—What Went Horribly Wrong That Left Us Homeless?

    In most big cities there are caravan dealers with onsite vans, surely there should be stock on the floor to suit all buyers needs.
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    LIFE GIVES LEMONS...

    What a waste. Dennis R's Morning Joke What cannot walk but can run? A river.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🌱

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you went round and round in a revolving door looking for the door knob.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🌱

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly? A mumble bee.
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    Joke The Most Expensive Doll

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's There? Abba Abba who? Abba banana.
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    Do you have a favourite quote that inspires you?

    IF you cannot afford it do not buy it.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐔

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every ending? The letter E.
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    Joke Living the Dream

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you keep banging your head against the wall because it felt so good when it stopped.
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    PERFECT DOORMAT...

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do Bee's do with their honey? They cell it.
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    Joke Two Sisters

    God one. Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Three guys named Shutup, Manners and Poop drove too fast and Poop fell out the car, Shutup went to the police station where the policeman asked what is your name, Shutup, he answered, hey where are your manners the policeman exclaimed, Shutup replied he...
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    BEFORE & AFTER

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any more jellybeans beans in the jar.
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