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a good oldie it gets harder to find new jokes. Dennis R's morning Joke. What goes in pink and comes out blue? A swimmer on a cold winter's day.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Adam Adam who? Adam up and tell me the total.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why don't Bananas get lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning. Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it. Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key. A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a chocolate teapot.

No, I will see if it is loaded on the computer, I will tell you of a strange thing that happened one day, After reading a book about 4 men reaching Dunkirk, in one of the chapters 40 men of the of B Coy 2nd Battalion Royal Warwickshire Regt were captured by the SS and put in a barn, ( this was...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the healthiest insect? A vitamin Bee. A lot of small Arab settlements were attacked, turned into farms and filled with Jews from Europe.

Thanks CraigF. The Hagenah did some dreadful things.

After my Birthday Monday I began going through my life, being Easter at the w/e my memory went back 76 years to when I was an 18/19 yrs old on Active Service in Jerusalem, we left there a day or two before it became Israel on the Saturday, unfortunately we lost one of our mates during this time...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock -Knock Who's there? Armageddon Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here.

Some years since I heard it last but a good one for new members.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is bigger upside down? The number 6.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

Thanks to all those who have sent me birthday greetings.

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes. Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed. What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop. It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers. What does a cake and...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a one-way escalator.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a Bee's favorite meal? A Humberger.

Dennis R's Afternoon sick joke. The mother monster asked her son what was he doing with a saw and if he'd seen his brother, You mean my new half-brother mummy he replied.