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    Joke MORRIS

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Cannibal 1. How do you make an explorer stew? Cannibal 2. Keep him waiting a few hours.
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    Joke MORRIS

    Dennis R'rs Morning Joke. Knock - Knock. who's there? Bashful Bashful who? I am too shy to tell you.
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    Dad joke

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the boy laugh after his operation? Because the surgeon left him in stiches.
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    Joke Cauliflower ear

    Dennis R's Morning Joke, You are so dumb you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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    Joke Cauliflower ear

    Hilarious.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🍽️

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did the canary say when she laid a square egg? Ouch.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🔋

    A very clever one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. First Cannibal. Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal. That was no girl that was my dinner.
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    Joke When you have to babysit

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Barry Barry Who? Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
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    Joke RIP auto correct inventor.

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why can't anyone stay angry with actors? Because they always make up.
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    Joke The Affair

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🫘

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because it wanted to be Polly unsaturated.
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    Joke Don't you just hate a cat?

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. First Cannibal. My girlfriends a tough old bird Second Cannibal, You should have left her in the oven for another half hour
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    Police Excuses

    Dennis R's morning Joke. Knock Knock Whose there? Butcher Butcher who? Butcher your little arms around me
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    WRITING A BOOK...

    Good one.
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    Dad joke

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. WHY did the invisible man's wife understand him so well? Because she could see right through him.
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    IT'S CALLED A LIFT

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you turned away when you saw a sign that said Disneyland Left.
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    IT'S CALLED A LIFT

    Good one, keep them coming.
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    EMOTIONAL SUPPORT...

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do not baby birds smile? Would you if your mother kept shoving worms down your throat?
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    Carbs joke

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the Surfer stop surfing? Because the seaweed.
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