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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What bet can never be won? The alphabet.

Dennis R's Morning Joke How old would you say I am Francis said the teacher, Forty said the boy promptly, what makes you think I am forty said the puzzled teacher? My big brother is 20 he replied, and you are twice as stupid as he is.

Not as my opinion means much but I think most of the problems today are caused by in the past years many of the goods that were manufactured in Australia the companies turned to cheap labor overseas.

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail, hey you' don't pull the cats tail. he shouted. I'm not pulling replied the little boy I'm only holding on- the cat is doing the pulling.

DenniR's Afternoon Joke Knock - knock who's there? Arncha Arncha who? Arncha going to open the door it is freezing out here.

Thats a good one. What can you give away but also keep. A cold

I pay all my bills by direct debit, I check my bank account each morning to see what has come in and what has gone out, then I record each transaction in an exercise book which I keep each year.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher, that's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother, Thats my son. Teacher, Oh I am so sorry. Mother, Your sorry.

Be good to see all the holiday postcards of the old days, that was the essential part of the holiday seeking the best photo's. I can remember one with a woman standing in the sea and she is saying every bit helps when you cry into the sea.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Whilst waiting for SCD to arrive on my computer I came across this Joke. Jim was at a restaurant's urinal when for no reason the heavy man beside him confessed I have not seen my member for the last 20 years, Jim asked why don't you diet, the fat guy gave Jim a...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke A bee just stung me on the arm, Which one? I don't know, they all look the same to me.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What's the difference between a peeping tom and someone who as just got out of a bath? One is rude and Nosey, the other is nude and Rosey.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock. Whose there? Attila Attila who? Atilla you if you will let me in.

Dennis R's Morning Joke Beware This is a bit blue so look out. This vivacious blond was walking down the street when a mythological god flew out of the sky and made love to her, when he was finished, he said to the blond do you know who I am? the blond said no, and he replied I am Thor, the...

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

Dennis R's Morning Joke Bens teacher thinks Ben is a wonder child, she wonders whether he will learn anything.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How do Bees Travel? they take the Buzz.

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. The cruise ship passenger was really feeling seasick, when the waiter asked her if she if she would like some lunch, no thanks she said just throw it over the side and save me the trouble.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A priest went to a dentist to have dentures fitted, the first Sunday after he only spoke for 8 minutes due to the pain, the next Sunday he spoke for 10 minutes for things were a bit better, the third Sunday he spoke for3 hours and when he finished all his...