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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes?

Can he lick his eyebrows or something?

Another case of a fool and his money are soon parted?

Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher: “That’s so sweet. What’s her first name then?” 4 yr old kid: “I think it’s Sorry…

Aquaculture?

I've had a carer come and sit with me for three hours a week for the last four years, now out of the blue they tell me that my new unasked carer will be changing in a couple of weeks, I told that if I lost the lass I have then they stick it up where the sun don't shine.

Never mind God loves a tryer so many members can't be bothered, to give it a go.

If I remember rightly a loaf of bread 750 grams, this is how the Bakers dozen came into being?, When you scuttled off the back of a cart death was slow strangulation.

All the more reason to pay cash REMEMBER CASH IS KING

How many pairs of eyes does the Greek mythological monster Argus Panoptes possess? The correct answer to that question is fifty totaling 100 eyes? For Gods sake get a grip. Argus Panoptes, the all-seeing giant in Greek mythology, is said to have fifty pairs of eyes, for a total of 100. His...

Nervousness

I'm stuck between two titles: of the book I have written? Lousy Rotten ***** I have met or Lousy Lying ***** I have Sailed With?

What’s happening to the dollar? The Labour Party is in Power

When they weren't lending money, they were practicing onanism. That's why the term Wankers has such a strong strong correlation with the term Bankers