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Yep, just have a look at Married at First Naughty ... as believable as every other "reality" teevee show that's ever been put to air, or ever will. But, still, the lowest common denominator mob laps them up like kids at a free ice cream stall and are drooling for more.

Yair, I used to do time travelling once, I found it took me at least an hour to get to the coast from where I lived. In the future, when Clive 's Trumpet of Patriots fast train advertising fantasy comes to fruition, I'll be able to do it in about 10 minutes. And, when Dutton's fuel excise is...

But what/who is the alternative? They've got you by the short and curlies and they're laughing all the way to their superannuation payout.

Rotsa ruck with trying to "buy" a Bitcoin with a buck ...

"News" on the cretiniser? Last night's effort gave us about five minutes on the death of some Yank actor as a lead-in, surely more important to Strayan viewers than a little bit of floodwater out west? How about Albo's trip-and-recover bit of footwork? Now, that's just about as interesting as...

"Safeguard"? With Bitcoin? Think about it. It's gone up and down more times than Mickey Rooney. According to the wonderfulworldwideweb, one bitcoin is worth 131 thousand bucks Australian today. You'd need a big, big pocket to cart the change from your usual $120-odd Woolies purchase around --...

That's an "ordeal"? A bit over the top with that description. But, then, so is a lot of the SDC terminology in their tabloid-type revelations ... Remember the world shaker when SDC ran the story on how to pour long-life milk out of the cardboard containers?

Claudia baby looks like her flabber was gasted when she discovered that the shelf could move. "Like, wow, man! Could this be happening to me? Who'd have thunk it?" She must have been coached, surely? Nobody could look that dumb unless she was looking for an Oscar.

He recorded the phone conversation. Is that legal if you don't tell the other party that you are recording? And why did he specifically have to "invest" $50,000? Couldn't a smaller amount do the same job? Was he instructed to "invest" that amount only? Sounds a bit like he was directed to a...

Where did you get that info from?

$806 dollar fine? Now dat's good English ...

I certainly hope the dog wore a condom ... otherwise, the unintended consequence could have been a litter of sick puppies. I presume there was somebody standing by with a bucket of water to chuck over them?

But as a wise person once said, no matter who you vote for, a politician still gets elected.

Simples, like the meerkat says. Bring back first-past-the-post voting ASAP. Contact your member and ask him/her, or, as I prefer to use in these woke days, h/sh/it, what the stance is on this subject. No thoughts? Can't do it? Too hard? Well, mate, you've lost me, as has your party for my vote...

First, softly, softly, catchee monkey.. That's if you can find the tree where monkey lives.

Never, never! No such thing as plundering the public purse to raise money for their well-paid superannuation ...

If I do the right thing, it won't affect anybody. What about those druvers who just don't give a stuff? Does the amount of money in unpaid fines indicate that there could be a fair proportion of drivers who just don't care? And if, by some chance, they do get caught breaking the law for the...

So, he put a false address in ... did he accept the new offer at that price with AAMI? How long do you reckon it would take AAMI to jump on him from a great height if he ever made a claim using that address?

A piddling $151 million in unpaid fines? A projected $912 million to be raised in the upcoming year? Why worry about the first lot when they can simply up the fines whenever they like? Just like the beer tax, every six months regardless ...

And, of course, there are ongoing "cleaning up" of the miles and miles of fishing nets discarded by the illegal net liners off our coasts, aren't there?