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I’m sure DFAT would provide compensation to anyone whose holiday was ruined because of a rejected inferior quality passport and repatriation if necessary.

Albos got it covered pre-election with the increase in funding to Medicare I wonder how much the Medicare Levy will increase?

No follow the rules either enforced or as guidelines to allow society to function more cohesively rather than follow the anarchical path of the ‘the don’t give a shit for others’ brigade.

Probably lucky he didn’t wake up in an ice bath with a kidney gone.

The name of the Japanese bar is not mentioned thereby all Japanese bars are now tarnished and treated with distrust.

Daughter recently sent me to Woolworths for groceries armed with screenshots of most items minus aisle numbers… what a challenge. Where do you think you’d find ‘Condensed coconut milk’ with the other ‘condensed milk’ and evaporated milk??? … nope… nearly did me in but I was up for the challenge...

The Australian flag with the Union Jack is a reminder of colonisation and the reason ‘English’ is our language. It has been at the forefront of every great endeavour Australia has been involved in, from the wars to the Olympics. We have been a progressive country punching above our weight across...

Indigenous tribes along the Fitzroy River (Dharumbal tribe) never put up signs indicating their land as the giant serpent who lived in the river would follow the directions and eat them. But they have found that alcohol repels the serpent and that is why aboriginals can safely frequent the...

Tellem they’re dreamin

Further division of Australian society until we all become naked Woke enlightened, republicans chasing kangaroos for a feed.

Sweater for Christmas I don’t know what I’ll get for Christmas this year! Last year I got a ‘sweater’… I was hoping for a ‘moaner’ or a ‘groaner’.

East coast strip will make a fine ‘New Gaza’ cept for Rocky & Townsville… too hot. SBS can go to the deleted channel list with NITV on my TV.

William is nobody’s fool and will protect his wife in her recovery from this lush Pratt. But a drunken joker at the party might give Charles a laugh.

Queen Camilla is the ultimate warrior and survivor. She is the backbone of the present monarchy. She needs to get over the pneumonia and be the stalwart that the monarchy needs. Prince Harry’s passport should be cancelled and he and Meghan can spend their time in the US… he has been of no...

the phonecall i got was an adult male with threats and sinister overtones… i took it very seriously when information from my contacts files and passwords were sent to me.

Yes it was disconcerting when I got a recorded phone call and sms with my passwords and other personal detail inc contacts, telling me to deposit $10000 of bitcoin into an account 5 years ago. Yes, I had watched porn but was unaware of any personalised videos being taken as was purported by the...

Note to self: Don’t bank with Bendigo Bank. Thanks for sharing Gay.

Online shopping is a major growth area of large retailers. I know that I fit neatly into an L in Levi’s tee shirts and size 6 (36) in TH Brooklyn shorts. Wait for sale and buy $44 & $105 at Myer free delivery over $100. Clothes are long wearing (5 years).

An elderly couple went to their doctor for an annual checkup. The doctor saw the elderly gentleman first declaring that he was ‘extremely healthy for his age’. ‘Do you have any other issues’ asked the doctor. The old man replied ‘when I get up for a pee the Lord turns the light on and turns it...