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Ah, yes ... the perceived delights and ease and saving of time when you get somebody else to do your shopping for you.

Doesn't matter, somebody will still get caight. Will they ever learn?

That's why they "smash" them (love that, sounds soooo up there!} and douse them with salt and pepper and stuff to make them somewhat tasteful. A bit like the humble choko ...

Sycophants who, funnily enough, depend on the government for their jobs.

I eat 'em, but I wouldn't go so far as to go into joyous rapture, as the story seems to suggest, over the appearance of any particular breed of avocado.

Another first-world problem solved ...

You can't tell me that somebody didn't copy the design somewhere, somehow ...

Business as usual, no matter which party gets into power. They're all pretty inept. I don't think any political party could organise a naughty in a brothel, but they always seem to get a rise in pay brought on by an "independent" panel, don't they?

Give it half a chance and this incredibly ugly thing will take off like bitcoins and the other cryptocurrencies ... "only 2000 available"? If that's not an artificial market, deliberately designed for the "influencers" around the joint to hang off their fake Gucci bags and REALLY impress the...

Love it (the pic, not so much the joke)!

Yair. A dance(?) that was performed at the Olympics is rated worthy as a sport? Goddlemighty ... right up there with that fine old Olympic sport of bike riding over humps and bumps as they used to do between Marathon and Athens.

My lanyard is yellow with black numbers on it, like a ruler. Solves all arguments as to whose is bigger ...

Is that an "influencer" with a severe Botox job I see?

Well, going on pretty coloured box above, my password would take 10 years. It's got two symbols, then three numbers, then three caps, then two symbols, then two l.c. letters, then one l.c. letter (or two) of the site I'm visiting. Still doesn't make me 100% sure the bastards w1ouldn't get it if...

Recession? What recession?

If Stefanovitch (I call him) was involved in the episode, I wouldn't doubt he waas one of the leading gigglers. He'd laugh at a cripple, that bloke.

As they used to say in my old proofreading days: "Don't worry about it -- they're only journalists."

Where's Steve Irwin when you need him most?

Number 1 -- check the "From" line. Number 2 -- check the "From" line. Number 3 -- stop and think ...

Yair, right. Twice now we've fronted before the sparrows flatulated and the doors weren't even open. We went inside, only to be told "That item isn't available." No apology. No further visits ...