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What is the first thing U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? I don't know, what do U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? Answer; Plenty of room!

I was walking home on a footpath, from having a few ales with friends in Clancey's Taver in Fremantle Western Australia. There had been a deluge of rain half an hour before, I started to walk home and pass a huge puddle on the road, up to the top of the curb. Yes you guesed it? A car would have...

I have been struggling to find pictures I took when last in Chorley of the Leeds to Liverpool Canal at Botany Bay last October when I was last there. The stilness of the water surface was breath taking!! Thanks for sharing Toya

If his wife asked him to do something, he could ignore her, as she would never know where he is! He's so well camouflaged!!

It's the extraction that causes the knees to knock!

In that position, she could ride my drill, any day of the week?

Hhi Ivory thank U for purchasing Mr. Stork I am sure you will enjoy the read and have a giggle. Writers block on my next one, at the moment and have some personal issues to overcome. God Bless! Regards Phil

Thank you Silla May the Lord God, Jesus The Christ and the Holy Spirit Bless U & Ur's with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! For 2025 and into Eternity Amen! & Amen!

Thank you Jo, I will get stuck into it as I have a few people waiting, since have have lectured on the subject. God Bless! Amen!

Thank you Suzanne Rose, a rose by any other name, would smell as sweet?

Haaaagh A social influencer? How to garner an extra 400,000 views on your page, with a story no one can corroberate? Interesting SDC, could it be a case of come in spinner???? Ha! Ha! Mi thinks mOiOz could be on the right track.

Thank you mOiOz! Hope its not long when I finish my next book. How I became a Christian from studying the Australian National Flag.

Thank you! Hope its not long when I finish my next book. How I became a Christian from studying the Australian National Flag.

Here today, Gondala tamorra!

My Love Poem For Valentines Day 2020. The Universes Love Match! To Love self is to love all, of The Lord Gods creations. To find true love with, your Eve of this Universe Is to find the Lord Gods, created mirror of ones self. One right Ying of my Soul, to the left Yang of your Soul. In me...

This is were St Valantines Day came from; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day

My Nan use to say, when Grandad let one rip "Let the wimd blow long, Let the wind blow free, For it was not the wind, that killeth me!"