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What the injury or the age of the doctor??

Two ladies had just started playing a round of golf, when one of the women was hit by a wayward golf ball, which knocked her out flat on the fairway! The friend ran back to the club house and once inside, she shouted 'Is there a doctor in the club?" A much older gentleman replied "I am a...

The female forn, it is so devine! The Lord God created it, so fine!

Spike Milligan Funny Poem

The before and after the collision with the container ship that pulled the yard arms, Masts and rigging down Friday 30th August 2024.

6.8 metres from the waterline of Leeuwin, to the harbour botton along the A, B, C, D, E, sheds wharf side. Then 14.7 meters deep in the middle and the North Wharf where all the container ships berth. This 6.8 deep shelf is what diverted the Container ship away from Leeuwins hull and stopped the...

Brilliant deduction Watson. Thats why she has no mast's in this picture. Yo! Ho! Ho! and the Flavour o Rum!!

I am feeling left out! I think I found my feminine side, but it's not good enough apparently??

Every time I recline in my chair, which is later in the evening I fall asleep. I don't need sleeping pills!

Slugterra!

Recovering from many trials in my life, the following was my mantra to recovery. Sir Laurence Olivier Narrating from thje Musical Time. Love to all at SDC Ox

Oh Dear!

For those who like cats? Singing 'That cat crept in,,,, crapt,,, and crept out again!

Face Lift A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspapr. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ’About 32,’ is...

Suzanne Rose I remember my father doing British National Service in Cyprus, as a peace keeper in the mid/ late 1950's. I now have some pictures of his time there. He took my step mother there for a holiday in the early 2000's, He always talked fondly of his time there, even with bullets flying...

Yes but Adam said; but my other head, was aching for it!

Athena. I see you are trying to stop time and not grow another day older since 03/03/2024?? I have not gotten a day older since June 1981 at age 26, when I came out of a coma. I am as silly now, as I was way back then!! Live long and prosper, someone once said with the V inbetween his four...

As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the...