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Neigh It's horsing arond with her!! Bbbbbrrrr!

Thank you the Lady IvoryI will look forward to your critque. Should anyone else wish to obtain the book Mr. Stork Delivering Megan, you would be helping a 70 yearold Pensioner New Author? It is available here. https://www.arkhousepress.com/mr-stork-delivering-megan/

Gods morning Vella and a Happy Birthday for today! "Ever Onwards and Upwards"; this is my mantra as I have had to overcome so much advercity in my short 70 years. Whenever people want to friend me on Face Book, Linkedin, or other social media sites, I thank them for wanting to contact me and...

Dear Ivory Please call me 0422 898 612 as I would very much like to hear the construct mind, behind the voice, that composes such eliquent verces? Regard SirExton aka Phil. Not Aka Bill, a strainger on a shore.

Expose why men love women's Breasts Phil's View The above attachment was forwarded to me by a good female friend who does not have a problem with men ogling breast's. As some women do?. With this in mind, I would like to add the following as an insight into man's thinking. For the ladies...

He has a Copper bottom too!

Thats why it only fit, on the middle of the blokes forehead!

Whenever I took my kids, and now my grand kids to the beach and we drove over the hill, I would say "I C the C and the C see's me!" The kid would call it out too and now the Grandies say it too, with excitment in their voices! Don't remeber to Slip! Slop! Slap! Folk's Love to all at SDC and...

Ricky Gervais along with Michael Michael McIntyre , would have to be the worst British comediens ever! Each to their own?

Cat alien's no doubt?

What punctuation? Being a recovering chronic dyslexic, I note U understood what I wrote. That's all that matters to me! Never assume anything, Ur drawing a long bow there!

Janet my favourite ladies name! Yes I can sing, but unfortunatly the piano will not fit under my chin!

Hi Ivory I think you need to go to Specsavers? My pofile name is SirExton I took this from the village I come from in the UK. It is actually spelt Euxton in Lancashire England, but no one can pronounce it right, if they are not from the area! I took the u out as everyone say Hukston instead of a...

Hi Ivory is your cat called Ebony? Serves you right! Ha! Ha!

Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home? If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab...

My ex said "You can tie me to the bed and do anything you want!" I tied her wrists's and ancle's with reef knots to the four bed post's. I then went for a shower and shave, got dressed and went to the pub in peace, for a couple of hours! I don't think she liked it when I got home and said "Gee'z...

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Make sure U check with Centerlink if you recieve any benefits. As a pensioner I am only allowed to be overseas for up to six weeks then all benefits stop! I have heard Australia is the only Commonwealth Country to do so! This Labor Gov must GO!! Enjoy Ur retirement U 2! Happey New Year 2025...

Dreams are FREE! I am a 70 yearold new author of Mr. Stork Delivering Megan. People who have read the story think it could make an All family friendly Animated Movie? You may want to see, if you feel the same? If you want to check out https://www.arkhousepress.com/mr-stork-delivering-megan/...

That is why we say WA, means , wait awhile! So backward here in the West.