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Mmm, possible.

You should be nominated for the NO BELL prize.

I have purchased them from Coles, used them for a home made custard slice.

What are you on about you dipshit? My post was not directed at /to you, if you got off your high horse and pulled your fist out of your arse and read the posts AND the main subject PROPERLY and then make some amusing or thought provoking comments and don't provoke members by by making SNIDE...

So, next year I will likely have to have a colonoscopy, does that mean that my small grand central station can look forward to its ENSHITTIFICATION or INSHITTIFICATION? It sounds like something that should be performed by a catholic priest. “Om mani padme hum” ("praise to the jewel in the...

Yes, and some of them have shaved! Faces that is is.

You can tell the difference??

Wow!! Now with that fortune you can afford the THOUGHT of buying a takeaway coffee, you lucky devil you. (ENVY, I can't find an envy emoji)

It's like the word "Woke" who uses it now. I only use it to clarify a condition after sleeping.

In Queensland they don't burn firewood, only tobacconists.

Would it apply to some of the articles on this site? Yes??

So why the fuck were you offended? If you're smiling or think it is funny put an emoji there or piss off prick.

Nobody has raised the question of "WHERE IS SHE LIVING?" Yes, social housing takes 25%, living with parents can be 10% to 0%, if that is that case her parents can say they'll cover her "board and lodging" and possibly her kid/s, THEN she'll be able to save that amount of money.

Hey! maybe Trump is an AI generated figment of our distorted imaginations?

Does Santa ever get problems? Member @Iggydi’s joke has the answer. Of course he does, he has high cholesterol, sugar diabetes(from too much milk and cookies) and grossly over weight(because he is sedentary for 364 days of the year and Ma Clause feeds him venison every day)

Next year they won't work at all!

"This popular holiday trend is sweeping shoppers—and you’ll see it everywhere at Kmart!" Of course they are, they're called a fekking BROOM!!

I used to have stiff joints, but once I smoked a few I found I had one stiff joint left, my girl friend was delighted!

You chose to single me out as offending you based on your daughters, of which, no one here knew you had, I'm happy for you. If you hadn't noticed this is a page that has a JOKE on it and a number of people have run with it, consequently it becomes a "RUNNING JOKE." My mother was blonde and...

A classic case of: Boss, can I go home early, I think I left the cat running in the sink.