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It started with a kiss......

All I Need is a Miracle A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in...

On the phone...

Sir Douglas Bader

A Bit Punny.... An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a...

Fairy Rales

How to get to Heaven

How to get to Heaven

At the Welfare Office A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got...

Cheers

Choices

Marital Understanding A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs. The man realises that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then...

How we played online....

AUSSIES A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq is moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune............ "One Aussie Soldier is better than ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the sand dune where a gun battle breaks out and...

Women and Men WOMEN Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They...