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What Your Husband Needs . After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the husband went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of...

Where Are You Going, Missy ? A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that ! The teenager yells back: " Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your...

I can only concur how you feel as l lost my best mate 6 months ago , and he was more than family . He went everywhere with me and if dogs were not allowed in places ala National Parks - I didn't go . I still cry every other day , and hope its part of the process of moving on , even though I...

The Impact of Digitization The Impact of Digitalization

My Dog Ran Out of Petrol A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk, so she asks her mother whether she can take Lulu for a walk around the block. Her mother says “ No, sweetie. Lulu is on heat. ” “ What does that mean ?”, asks the girl. “ Why don't you go and ask your dad in the garage...

Condoms VS Gloves A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves ?" She said, "No ?" "Well," he spoofed...

Funny this should pop up , as I was only talking to a bloke who used to work for Golden Fleece in his youth ! I also think there is still Golden Fleece signage in Kondinin W.A.

AAAAAAWWW

The Generous Bartender A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The Bartender says “that’ll be a dollar”. The guy thinks “man, that’s cheap” but the beer turned out to be delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine.” The bartender...

The Professor and the Boatman A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse...

If you have a Mastercard and Savings Card you can take out a grand per card daily at any ATM and no fees are incurred if you are a Bankwest customer - if that helps .

Not all Post Offices provide the Banks Services . As an example in Midwest W.A. one has to travel more than 200 kms to the nearest Post Office for withdrawals , when there is a Post Office within 100 kms from where I am at the moment.

Best Teacher Comeback ? A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. '' Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no...

Hope not as I am in the same boat.

Jack Paints the Inside of the Church There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually, the local...

How to Use a Pawn Shop Bill wandered into Max’s pawnshop and placed a coat on the counter. “How much will you give me for this?” Max checked the coat for a second. “$20, and that’s the best offer.” he replied. “But that coat is worth $100." argued Bill. Max was adamant. “$20 or nothing.”...

The Secure Bench A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base he realized how there were two army men guarding an empty bench in shifts. He asked his colleagues and his juniors what it was all about. A colleague said “I don’t know but it’s been a tradition here...

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Where Are They ? The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through lots of retirement plans but nothing seemed to please everyone. In the end, desperate, they promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus...

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