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The Mysterious Smiles Three new corpses are delivered to the morgue one day, each with a smile on their face. The mortician examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death. " First body, Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face...

Three Funerals and a Wedding.. A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage. "Fourth, actually." Says the other woman . Her friend says, "Fourth ?? How.. how...

Haggling With the Dentist One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way ?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an...

Do We Know Each Other ? Two men are standing at the urinal, doing their business, when one starts to strike up a conversation. "Excuse me, sir, do you happen to be Jewish?" "Yes, indeed I am." "And do you happen to be from Krakow?" "Yes, how do you know?" "And you always went to the...

Vacation Plans Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther: "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation... only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I been takin' your advice 'bout where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii...

The Ex-Wife & the Bride Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever ! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to...

Daylight in Mount Magnet W.A.

Heavenly Ducks Three women die and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!!” So they enter heaven, and there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...

A Texan in London A Texan is in London for business, and decides he'd like to see the sights before he leaves, so jumps into a taxi and has them show him around. They drive past Big Ben, and the taxi driver notes it took 15 years to build. The Texan scoffs at this. "You Brits are so slow...

The Wheelbarrow Bet A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth...

The Embarrassing Talk A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on intercourse. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about intercourse. So he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and...

Step On It Noah and Frank left a bar after a long night of drinking, jumped into Noah’s car and Noah started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. Frank screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" Noah sped up...

He will HACK THE HACKERS - Remember this quote by the then Cybersecurity Minister Claire O'Neil in 2022 ..... lol lol

The Human Lightbulb Two blondes are working at a warehouse. One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I'm going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.” She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A...

Thanks for pic. AWWWW Adorable I could jump through the screen for a big hug. I hope your family is complete again and Luka brings you that unconditional love and much much more we all know dogs give.

ONYA .. Fantastic news ... Hope you put a pic in for us to view ?

An Absent Minded Doctor A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear ? In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at...

Please consider an alternative on this '' Words and Spelling Matter '' or as you put it '' A Pet Hate '' as I will share my husbands story ... He was born with a deformed malleus bone ( known in layman's terms as the Hammer ) . In those days it wasn't picked up early enough and he has since...

The Special Beer A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. " Magic Beer ", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to, she...