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    CHECKING MY ABS...

    Would making anybody Laugh, I reckon this is the best you have ever submitted.
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    ‘Not good’: Rocker’s fiancée falls overboard after reported argument

    Comjng from the UK in 1958 and also been on 3 cruises I cannot see anybody falling over boarded unless they have climbed over the rails.
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    Joke Am I Adopted

    Have seen this a few times before but it is a good one. Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you told your teacher that you could not write an essay on goldfish Because you had no waterproof ink.
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    It started with a kiss......

    Dennis R's Morning Joke, What did the Beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
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    It started with a kiss......

    I might be wrong, but I think this show was the first to be shown on color tv in the Uk.
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    Joke Bear And The Squirrel

    Good one What are hundreds and thousands? Smartie Poo.
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    Joke The Holiday Plans

    His mate will have to find someone else this year. Dennis R's Morning Joke Knock - Knock Who's there Amos Amos who? Amosquito
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    Joke My Recent Uber Driver 🐨

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes up and down but does not ever move? a flight of stairs.
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    Joke God? I Have a Question...

    I bet headache is the most refusal word used in the world.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🧍‍♂️

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb because you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
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    Joke Ancestry

    He did not know half of Australia was his relatives. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What song do beavers sing? Gnawing me Gnawing you.
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    Joke Too Tired To Think!

    A good one.
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    Joke Too Tired To Think!

    Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. How do you make a hankie dance? Put some boogie into it.
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    Joke Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony 🎵

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Knock - Knock Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the TV it is going to rain tonight.
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    Joke Born to drive

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the fiercest flower in the garden? A tiger lily.
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    Joke Tenth Child

    Have heard it before, it's a wonder he did not have a heart attack. Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you think a buttress is female goat.
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    Smart dog. 🐕 #funny #pet #dog

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why was the little bear sport? Because he was Panda'd to.
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    He Has a Way With Words!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock. Whose there? Abbot Abbot who? Abbot you do not know who this is.
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    Joke Granddad Joke of the season

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What can you hold without touching? Your breath.
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    Not how you refer to your boss

    Dennis R's After Noon Dumb Joke. You are so dumb that you take your Bicycle to bed because you do not want to walk in your sleep.
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