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The Proposal He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known each other for a long time having been high school classmates and, without fail, attended class reunions every year. On the 60th reunion of their class they had a wonderful, high spirited evening, the widower throwing admiring...

Perception!

Holiday Romance Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise, and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to...

Bragging Rites! Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were. "My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my farm." "I can top you on that," replied the second farmer. "My scarecrow scared the crows so much that...

Bully Biker

Time For A Change

Failed Telephone Survey Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a complete failure because: In Eastern...

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Time! I was busy in the garden when the neighbour looked over the fence and asked “What are you doing?” I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

Them, That & Thingy!

''I Of The Tiger''

Weak Off! Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked. She...

Fur Goodness Sake! "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars." "That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."

Smart Thinking!

Re-Thesaurests

Change One Letter Definitions! The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a...

''Walking Eagle''

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Dear John

Cool, Clear Water!