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The True Meaning

Inkblots This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked...

Rattlesnake Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take...

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Shampoo

Choices

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The First Three Letters (Adult)

All Gone To Hell! Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth All died and met in hell. While there, They saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them It is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished The devil...

Henry's Homework

A Special Occasion

A Positive Spin!

Kim Jong Un

Voice Activated Radio (Adult)

''Thank You For Your Service''. The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I never did." "That's a good thing." "You're telling me," began...

The Wong Way! Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The following year the Wongs have a baby. The nurse brings out a healthy WHITE baby."Congrats" says the nurse, "and what will you call the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby and says, "Two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name...

The Heat Is On! One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, “Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” The blonde...

Driz-A-Bone!

''Thar She Blows''!

The Son-In-law A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”...