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    Joke The REAL diet

    Maybe its new glasses time !!
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    SPARKY!

    The most important one!
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    Aussies froth over sky-high coffee prices and card surcharges during public holiday

    Its not the retailers who are at fault it is the Banking system. Credit card fees are charged for the provision of plastic money and have been since the introduction of credit cards over 40 years ago! Its just in recent years that politicians have passed LAWS to allow businesses to recover...
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    Joke Too scared

    Do they have odd sock gremlins in space?
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    Joke The young came to visit

    I'm with you Dennis, no problems with fat fingers or not having your glasses on so you cant see what you are dialling
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    Aussies froth over sky-high coffee prices and card surcharges during public holiday

    RobboIt it is IILLEAGL under several Industrial Relations laws to underpay ANY staff employed on the books and on a public holiday regardless of how old they are. The penalty rate is double time and a half which under the hospitality and Fast food wards is anywhere from $29.04 an hour for a...
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    Bread & Butter Pudding

    comfort food at its best when the nights are Cold
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    Joke *Who said car names don't have meaning...???*

    Alfa - Always looking for another. or the Rolls can ardly. - rolls down one hill and can hardly get up the next or the old original Morris mini - the only difference between a Mini & A motor bike is you cant drop a Mini, but they can be carried up kerbs and steps on occasions
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    Joke Disarmed!

    not if its a male
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    Joke I'll Try?

    a hungover one?
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    Telstra scam

    Old fashioned metal sports whistle works much the same - applied to crank calls and heavy breathers successfully in the past.
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    Pink musk sticks

    loved sucking and twirling them to a sharp point when they were hard. and yes I agree NotNats the modern ones don't stay as fresh or taste as good. Probably have half the sugar and god only knows what else removed from them. Still look for them anyway when in need of a sugar fix.
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    Telstra scam

    Watch out the scammers also claim to be from NBN, who are a Wholesaler and DO NOT DEAL DIRECT with the public. Ask them how they got your number as this not only puts them on the back foot but also makes them aware yoo are onto them. All our family numbers are now listed on the Do Not Call...
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    Twin Tubs

    been there done that on my Nannas wringer
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    MUSIC LESSONS

    It probably made a better sound. Bit scary for guy in front if they were dropped. from personal experience the only thing worse than a badly play accordion is badly played Bagpies.
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    Holden Kingswood

    A friends father had a Kingswood which we (18-20 females in 1980-82) were allowed to borrow occasionally usually with the admonishment "don't scratch it". Ted Bullpit would have been proud of the condition. I think the fear of having to admit it was damaged made us VERY careful. Another...
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    Word Explorers

    my full name is Marie so here's my entry at stretching my brain Name: Marianne Country: Mauritius Animal Meerkat Object Mixmaster
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    Word Association Game

    Washing
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    Joke You dirtied my home

    Thank You Dennis i had missed your Morning Pun and was hoping nothing was wrong
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