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  1. Mark@Home

    Are you speeding? This massive change in speed cameras could cost you a fortune!

    Oh covfefe! Break out the free bleach for conspiracy theorists!!! [rolls eyes]
  2. Mark@Home

    Cash in on health: Big changes to Seniors Card could boost your savings and health benefits!

    The bar is set far too low. The rich don't need concessions and thankfully don't get any. But with a wife who is a CHURCH worker, I am not allowed any concessions. That means we both suffer. Regular Rockefellers, us, you know!
  3. Mark@Home

    Are you speeding? This massive change in speed cameras could cost you a fortune!

    Will people please stop pouring horse poo mixed with viagra, speed and LSD on the Veggiepatch?
  4. Mark@Home

    Major restaurant chain closes 6 locations and shutting all venues

    You have a new badge: SDC City Winery's ONLY CUSTOMER!! Woo-HOOOOO! WOOT! etc.
  5. Mark@Home

    Major restaurant chain closes 6 locations and shutting all venues

    Never heard of them. Are you sure they ever existed? No one here has heard of them!!! Maybe one customer in five years rated the city whinery a legend in their own lunchtime. [DING!] [NEXT.....]
  6. Mark@Home

    Nearly 100 clinics charge annual fees for bulk-billed services; experts slam ‘double dipping'

    It might not be the practice's GPs doing the rorting. It could be the practice manager, as in the clinic I attend, the manager declared last November that they were no longer bulk billing. My own GP now bulk bills me. I therefore see this as discretionary.
  7. Mark@Home

    Royal family in flux: Prince Harry reportedly rejects returning home, eyes new path

    That whingeing, whiney-arsed handler of his told him to throw his granny under a bus. She hauled him in front of the world's media to gloat. Harry is not Megan's husband, he is her pet.
  8. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    That's how it works. You must have been doing your nails during the roundabout lesson.
  9. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    Indicate right until prior to your intended exit and THEN indicate left.
  10. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    The police pull THE SAFETY CARD as though it is so powerful a shibboleth that judges tremble before it. The "accused" hasn't got a chance. Most police haven't got a genuine safety-aware ganglion inside their skulls. IF Australia was in any way TRULY concerned about safety at roundabouts...
  11. Mark@Home

    Is your beef contributing to deforestation? Woolies promises greener future with its bold pledge!

    What part of: "There'll be no whitewash in the White House" do you not understand? :LOL:
  12. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    Do you find yourself frequently tailed?
  13. Mark@Home

    Is your beef contributing to deforestation? Woolies promises greener future with its bold pledge!

    Phrases emanating from a bovine colon: "Cage-Free", "Free-Range", "Deforestation-Free", "Healthy", "Your data is safe with us", and "I promise not to ***e in your mouth."
  14. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    Which is what I wrote. English comprehension is not your strong point and you have an urge to just twat people for no reason.
  15. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    Nice try at obfuscation. Where did your rules come from? If you looked at the problem from a safety point of view, rather than having a pointless pop at contributors, you would see merit in what happens in civilised countries.
  16. Mark@Home

    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    Better to quote from the source document than to end up with egg on your face having spouted from a Facebook two paragraph summary!
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