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  1. CliffE

    Joke Dad Joke 👻

    1922 Qantas began its first scheduled flights. I wonder how many cancellations and lay offs they had back then?
  2. CliffE

    Joke Diplomacy

    1903 Manly Council (Sydney) rescinded its by-law prohibiting bathing in the ocean during daylight hours. So I assume it was OK to bathe at night? BTW the best time to go skinny dipping!
  3. CliffE

    Joke Wanna Cuppa?

    9.35am going to make one now.
  4. CliffE

    Something to Ponder

    Leftover wine is the opposite to rightover wine. Rightover wine is wine that flows right over the lip of the glass, right over the bottom lip of the mouth and right over the tongue. As for leftover wine, I only drink rightover wine.
  5. CliffE

    Rumors swirl about potential coup within royal family

    As for reading the posts, way better than the original piece of:poop: :ROFLMAO:
  6. CliffE

    Authorities will introduce new passenger restrictions for drivers soon

    I reckon the P should have an RICK after it
  7. CliffE

    Odour expert investigates source of mysterious smell plaguing town for months

    My brother-in-law used to live and work there, I thought the smell left when he did, he probably sold his share back, he's like that.
  8. CliffE

    Thousands of Aussies stripped naked on this bridge! Why?

    Please don't tempt me as to wear where they would secrete weapons (just hope it does not have a hair trigger.
  9. CliffE

    Thousands of Aussies stripped naked on this bridge! Why?

    Without "This" we would not have anything to poke ('scuse pun) fun at/have a laugh. members here may be bedridden, in wheel chairs or have a physical disability and are unable to get out into the REAL world to laugh or be amused at our fellow man. Look at all the posts that have a like or laugh...
  10. CliffE

    Thousands of Aussies stripped naked on this bridge! Why?

    should've laced their water with viagra
  11. CliffE

    Thousands of Aussies stripped naked on this bridge! Why?

    I wonder if in 300 years time people will admire this "art" the same way we admire the great "painters" paintings of male and female nudes?
  12. CliffE

    Fish and chips in newspaper

    Where I grew up they didn't put anything between the F&C and the news paper. I remember eating chips that had an imprint of the text on them as well as the fish batter. Of course back then we never gave it a second thought that the ink had lead in it as well as the type face. Now that the lead...
  13. CliffE

    Thousands of Aussies stripped naked on this bridge! Why?

    I think they're all mooning the sunrise. "on the count of three, everyone put your thumb in your mouth and BLOW!"
  14. CliffE

    Odour expert investigates source of mysterious smell plaguing town for months

    Have you ever encountered a mysterious smell in your area? Yes, after my son used the toilet. How was it resolved? I turned on the exhaust fan. Share your stories with us in the comments below. I have now.
  15. CliffE

    FRIENDS SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK...

    Girl on right is skinnier than the others, hence, "Toothpick"
  16. CliffE

    Joke Unsatisfied

    1825 The Erie Canal was opened, linking the Great Lakes of North America with the Atlantic Ocean. And it's been eerie ever since, 'specially at night.
  17. CliffE

    FRIENDS SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK...

    The bears were actually the Chicago Bears, that's why there is no blood, can't say the same for the Chicago Bears tho'.
  18. CliffE

    Joke Sometimes It's Just Obvious!

    If I may ask, why do most females cover their mouth when they laugh. Do they have bad breath, are they worried their false teeth may fall out (if they have any), what?
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