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Baby spent nine months in solitary, parents got life!

An X-rated packaging mistake has put this global company under fire—can you see why? Why sensationalize? It is not the packaging that is X-rated - is it? This is better: An X-rated mistake on the packaging has put this global company under fire—can you see why?

The appropriately named "R" series stands for RUBBISH. The D'FAT dept. should admit as much. The higher the price for a passport the less people will want to get one, thereby keeping Aussies at home. Objective achieved by D'FAT department!

Mmmm, seems to have gone off the track somewhere. New day today, new subjects to find.

No, that's an Erroneous Zone.

It was a deliberate mistake as in Monotony Bay. Adelaide = Had her laid, Brisbane = Bruise(d) again or Bruce again.

I too was was a great explorer, until she slapped my face and told me to be careful where I put my hands. In December we will have been married 43 years!

1848 Edmund Kennedy reached Weymouth Bay, North QLD. after leaving Van Demons Land in 1818 heading north looking for Monotony Bay. It was discovered in 1830 that his orders had a misprint and it should have read Botany Bay. His last known whereabouts was in Hudson Bay, Canada. He hopes to be...

HA! SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS!!

1824 Explorers Hume and Hovell became the first Europeans to sight the Australian Alps. They got lost, turns out it was the Austrian Alps.

BELIEVE me pal, somebody WILL fall for it!

This car model has been recalled over risk of a fatal accident! Are you driving it? Has no one realized that ANY car/vehicle is at risk of a fatal accident? It's the fekking idiot behind the wheel. Yes the story is about a Merc or should it be MERCY.

Just received permission from Shakespeare to post this.... A soliloquy to a Sausage Sizzle Alas, poor sausage sizzle! I knew it well, Butcher, A feast of fire and tongs, of bread and sizzling delight. Where art thou now? Where is thy savoury bounty, Thy sausages, plump and juicy, so carefully...

What possessed the STUPID "Jan" to blatantly disregard what the embassy told her NOT to do, she needs to be taken out to the back paddock and bitchslapped.

Your GP can and will refer you.

This day in history, NOTHING happened!!!!!!!!!!! how bloody boring for historians.

I would ask each family member what they would like when it is your turn to cook then don't do any of it, when they ask you when your dinner is on give them an excuse that's better than theirs. Many years ago my wife and I invited her sister and new boyfriend around for dinner at 8 pm, at 11 pm...

Thanks for the explanation, not being from Sydney I did not know. I will be getting the latest MS Flight Sim at the end of the year, hopefully it has Sydney Airport. Thanks

1944 Sydney Airport’s third runway was opened. So what was the runway opened just recently, runway 5 or 6 or runway 2 resurfaced?

Now is the winter of my discontent, this fair son of Shakespeare, forsooth I am hungry. I shall soon look like poor Yorick who cannot stealeth a bread lest he be transported to Australia which hath not yet been discovered. So dear birth-giver I say this in parting, FEED ME!!!