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Just don't get constipated there, you'll need a Cairo Proctor

I requested AI create some images for me and it came back with these.

Or a sock and a jock(s)

Nothing wrong with cold turkey, make a sandwich with sliced cold turkey, mashed potato salad and cranberry mayonnaise and a few slivers of ham. Top that with a tankard of beer or two or whatever your fancy is. (make sure she is awake)

My other impossible journey is getting to the toilet in time after having had to take a diuretic tablet in the morning.

Quote of the day: 'The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.' — Anthony Robbins My impossible journey is: "HOW and WHY the hell did I go there in the first place?!

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This is one of "cannot get out of it" questions. You have been accused of beating your wife, YES gets you put away, NO means you have been beating your wife and are just taking a rest. PLEASE let me know if you still don't get it. By the way this has absolutely nothing to with the 70km door...

Her court case comes up next week. Judge: Just answer Yes or No, Are you still beating your wife?

I had a fall out at the gym, I now go to Georgie, she is 6'4" her numbers are 38 24 32. Every time I go there I'm out of breath after the first few minutes, she gives me a two minute hug and my face gets buried in her cleavage and I can't breathe!

No where else to put this:......... Have you tried this tip that could help you save on your energy bills this summer*? YES! do not turn anything ON!

Nothing personal, but I thought this might be appropriate.

Holy COW!!

No offense at all, however, I have been known to beat people senseless with a gate! Like you, I too have a warped view and sense of humour, I only spank 19-30 or 19-45 so if you have 15 minutes to spare I'll see if I can rustle some up about 19-20. Have a great day!

27 November On this day in History 1876 Several laws were enacted in Queensland. One of them was: Give way to traffic on a roundabout. As there were no roundabouts back then, that explains why the buggers don't do it now!

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Well bless my little cotton..... And to think that I was going to write something risque? 🤣

Gambol Frolick playfully. For example, ‘The dog began to gambol in the yard.’ Pronounced as GAM-BUL. He always wins with a pair of fives and now owns half the neighbourhood, if you see a dog...