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Yea, verily. It would seem never a truer word was spoken (and definitely not in jest!). Wonder why we never see any abject apologies from the banks for the abysmal way they've handled our money?

IF it works as advertised ... Did you ever see a documentary on the cretiniser where some scamming outfit (I think it came out of India) taught their employees how to do it? They were sitting in a room, dozens of them, facing a bank of computer screens where phone numbers, computer info and...

'member when, in the early days of computer use, we were promised easier, less complicated and faster ways of completing transactions, better ways to check how your money was handled at its destination, safeguards against fraudulent use of your accounts by people without access to your...

Better still, don't spend the $7 -- instead put it towards buying a bottle of good instant coffee. How many cups of coffee would you get out of a 100g bottle, f'rinstance, or a box of a good brand of coffee pods?

They'd use that line on the inspecting officer.

Well, if you want to get rid of the germs, a Kmart dispenser and scrubbing brush would be a perfect match. Only trouble is that you can't get something useless and unwanted in return for a thirty-dollar spending spree as you can at Coles or Woolies with their latest "come in, ya galah" promotions.

How would the lady soldiers cope with that these days?

Aye, there's the rub: you buy your scrubbing brush from Kmart!

Probably is, if you're a little fella. The lanyard on my phone is made from a tape measure ... comes in handy when somebody says, "Mine's bigger than yours."

Talk about a first-world problem ... to use the vernacular so beloved in these pages, does a man with a latge one have to "share" the whole experience?

Probably, if she said, "Wanta beer?" she'd be knocked down in the rush.

Oh, God! Here we go again ... shoppers can't get enough; shoppers are scrambling; caused a stir; thousands of viewers swooning; immediately flew off the shelves; eager to share their thoughts. Best of all -- one woman even found "an inventive way" to use the product OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM! Wonders...

Who do you reckon the "they" in the comment who think it's funny are -- the perpetrators or the ones here who are writing about the act?

I think I heard one of the brothers claim on telebishion something like 250,000 years of their occupancy of the place. Any advance on that?

I wonder whether you're talking about the Extinction Rebellion mob? The bright individuals who superglue themselves to the road surfaces? If I happened to be a cop who was told to get them off the road, I think I'd say, "What? You're stuck to the road? Aw, gee, that's bad luck. How long has it...

Hear, bloody hear!

So, you reckon the dickheads/vandals who did it are funny?

It's not about the purchases, it's all about the fans and the faces and the "influencers". Remember an old song by The Kinks called Dedicated Follower of Fashion? That was penned a long time before antisocial media raised its ugly head. Telling words in the blurb ... "authenticity is key when...

WOW! How much would they get at their local Cashies?

Just shows you the deep thinking that went into the designing of that policy. How hard would it have been to simply state that cash or cards are acceptable anywhere? If the buyer has access to either, what's the problem? If the banks or money providers demand that cards are to be used in any...