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I got food poisoning from KFC when I was 16, I am now 65, and to this day have never eaten it again.

When questioning the price of a t shirt in an op shop the volunteer told my friend "we are not a charity you know!" ....really?.....sorry....my mistake.....

Reminds me of when my 2 young sons came running in from the paddocks at my Aunty & Uncles property saying mum,mum there's a bull in the paddock! My smart a*** cousin grinned and said "How do you know it's a bull?" To which the boys replied innocently "it has a ring through it's nose!" bahahaha

Easy to see who the professional is in this situation.

Why did he not remove his shoes & socks before jumping in? How odd.....kind of says it all about the level of intelligence of these people.

I got 10 out of 10 (100%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #88 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 Finally aced the quiz

What would a priest know about marriage?

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Did you call the seniors line because that seems to be the order of the day on that number. We tried going into the office but were told they can't help us and to call the seniors line. The "debt" was because I followed Centrelink's own rules on reporting income. It took them a year to create...

"Today was a Difficult Day," said Pooh. There was a pause. "Do you want to talk about it?" asked Piglet. "No," said Pooh after a bit. "No, I don't think I do." "That's okay," said Piglet, and he came and sat beside his friend. "What are you doing?" asked Pooh. "Nothing, really," said Piglet...

Some months ago I bought my usual bunches of broccolini from Aldi. Cooking the broccolini in the pan for dinner and my 7 year old grandson came over and said "Grammy there's something alive in your veggies!" Closer inspection showed a caterpillar frantically trying to escape the heat. He had...

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