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Well I think she is f**king hilarious!! 🤣 🤣🤣

Omelette Son of a Preacher Man

We had dogs that loved ice cream and would get so excited when they heard the trucks bell. We ended up tucking money under the mastiffs collar and letting him out to run to the truck once it was stopped. He would race to the back of the truck and wait patiently until we arrived to carry a box of...

I once spent quite a bit of a domestic flight playing “peek a boo” with a small child travelling with his mum sitting in the seat in front of me. Kept us both amused and happy. 😆

First time I’ve seen Trump and sanity used in the same sentence…….

A work colleague (about 20 years my junior) walked up behind me and said quietly “you have the sexiest voice I have ever heard” 😂

What do you mean “narrowly escaped tragedy “?! What a beat up! It’s a blue bottle not an Irukandji!!

Aaah the serenity......

Lucky you but you are definitely overpaying....

Private Richard Norden

I would rather be called mate than love or dear but I don't take offence at either, just grimace and move on.

Sounds awesome both as a weeder & a weapon.....I want one!

Unless you have a binding death nomination the Super funds do as they wish and are mean and ruthless!