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    'I simply clicked the link': Man shares how one email put his Centrelink payments at risk

    Does he send those words back as a reply to the sender? Or is that supposed to be a verbal response to whoever raised the subject?
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    Aussie TV icon faces criticism over controversial Facebook post! What did he say?

    SHAME! Where's the inclusive factor inn the pic in these woke days? No Chinese, no Indians, no Polynesians, no Eskimos ... there is, however, a brown person so it's not all bad.
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    City implements new rules as Cyclone Alfred lands on Aussie shores

    Of course, all those good citizens who took advantage of the freely distributed sand will visit a beach near them and empty the bags back on the beach, won't they? And pigs might fly ...
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    This 'adorable' garden creature could sting you painfully—stay alert!

    So, I guess you'd also stick a knife into a power point to see if it happened to be live?
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    Would you call your mum an ‘inseminated person’? New proposal sparks debate

    Ah, but would those loving individuals (you could hardly personify them with the word "mothers") who insist that the children of whatever age they are temporarily in charge of be known as animals take umbrage at being called "bitches"? Or maybe the product of their turkey baster experiment...
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    This 'adorable' garden creature could sting you painfully—stay alert!

    The bloody thing looks like a crawling cactus ... who in their right mind would deliberately touch it -- or ANY caterpillar -- with bare hands? And you could barely call it cute, unless you happened to be one of its family.
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    Are you worried about the surge of snake bite incidents? Here's what to do, according to experts

    In dat case, I spoke like de brudders did before dey discovered de skules. Normally, I can elucidate with great import.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    Watching Trump showing his ignorance on TV is "repeating gossip"? I suppose you reckon, like him, that would be just another instance of "fake AI news"? What's wrong with repeating an acronym? Wake up to yourself, mate. You'll be a character when you're seventeen.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    And some people even know what caps are and how/why they're used. They can even do punctuation ...
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    Wonder whether the Donald would comprehend what those words with so many letters mean? Now, if the letters C-A-S-H were included, he'd be in like Flynn.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    When the missiles start flying, look for Donald the tough-talking hero at the far end of the tunnel, ensconced behind multiple blast doors with his favourite people (as many as can understand what "DUCK!" means) eating his way through a quarter of the nation's emergency food supplies. Make that...
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    ... and not a very nice person, either.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    Can't call it Blackhouse; more like the Notquitewhitehouse.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    And I really love it when Don baby, after signing one of the multitude of documents put on his desk (does he really know what he's signing?) waves it around in the air to show off his "mountains and valleys" style of writing, just like a kiddygarter inhabitant.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    That's one reason why the goddess invented ambassadors. Then, again, one of our ambassadors to the US has been Kevin Rudd, another career money pocketer.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    Of course I bloody have, and so should everybody else whose perimeters extend beyond Married at First Naughty.
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    ‘What does that mean?’: Trump caught off guard on AUKUS deal

    Trump? Up with the "news"? He knows all about "fake news" -- he probably had a lot to do with it in his campaigns. A president who doesn't know about treaties with his country's "allies"? "What's AUKUS?" he said.
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