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Oh, he was missing? I never noticed ... here's some money -- ring someone who cares. Aha! I know, he's gone back to skule to learn to count for when the election night gala comes along. "Let's see, now, that bloke in that seat has got 25,198 votes. His opponent has got 25,199. I guess that makes...

Exactamundo, only twice.

Well, after seeing the crap that is given as "news" on the regular sites, there's not much difference, really ...

Have a go at the blue car in the front. He tried, and tried, but he just couldn't make it. Oh, well, back to the driving school ...

And the biggest question to the story is ... why buy canned water?

That's funny ---I didn't even put a return in. However, I'll just click the link to see if it affects me ...

Politician? Promise? Those two words in the same sentence? Why do I laugh?

Probably a bit symptomatic of the age we live in? Too bloody lazy to get off our acres and visit a shop?

How about if I give you one definition: "create a legal fiction -- to provide that the legislation is to be applied as if some fact were different from what it is in reality". Other words that could replace "deemed" are alleged, assumed, regarded, rumored, supposed.

Love that word "deeming"! The easiest way government ever found to get into your kick, it automatically assumes, without any proof whatsoever, that you have something to hide and penalises you for that assumption.

I didn't say the second comment in the box put in by Mumma Shirl, although I agree with her. I guess it's spelt C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R.

So, you've never had this medication? Hmmmm ...

The poor bugger could be on a medication called Lasix (as my doc explained, that's an acronym for Lasts About Six minutes). If you've ever been put on it, you'll know what I mean.

Instant perfection ... womankind has been searching for something like this for years, if not centuries. And after all that time and money? Same old, same old, only now it's promoted by "influencers".. Come in, ya galahs ...

Pristine? That's a far stretch.

Ah, good ol' Labor. Spend like buggery today to stay in favour and power, keep the dumb multitude happy and ignorant and entranced by trivial pursuits, let future governments pick up the pieces. The old Romans had the right idea. It was called "panem et circenses" (look it up in your Funk and...

And the poor little misunderstood twit wanted to dress up in an admiral's uniform at his daddy's funeral, too ... the story didn't make clear if it was a rear admiral.

The spellchecker probably wouldn't know the slight shade of difference between wear and where ... ... a hoomin (preferably a proofreader) would pick it up straight away. And you wouldn't have to be a gun reader to do it, either.

Depends which part of you she decided to lop off and flog. You wouldn't want to get around for the rest of your life with a squeaky voice, being known as Eugene the eunuch, would you?

The educational standards of today have a lot to answer for, don't they?