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    ALDI reveals new features changing shopping habits: 'We're incredibly excited'

    Not to mention the availability/not of any items advertised, which Aldi never seems to have worried about, or apologised for them not being available. Bugger the customers, they're just the suckers who come in the front door in hopes of getting the items at the advertised price.
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    ALDI reveals new features changing shopping habits: 'We're incredibly excited'

    It's not the slowing down so much, it's the cramped space on the bench when she'/he/it's finished that I don't like.
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    ALDI reveals new features changing shopping habits: 'We're incredibly excited'

    Now all they have to do is slow down the fast-paced checkout operation, build a larger bench for the operator to place your purchases after she's screamed them through ...
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    Are you heading out for Easter weekend? Here's this weekend's fuel forecast

    As I"ve said before, it's a bloody racket -- something the old-time standover merchants would be proud of.
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    Are you heading out for Easter weekend? Here's this weekend's fuel forecast

    Yair, right. And how much will they increase in the oil companies' manufactured petrol yo-yo policy after Easter? Just like the boiling-the-frog scenario, they put it up by a few cents, then lower it for a farcical amount of time, then increase it again at a higher price and that becomes the new...
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    Katy Perry’s space adventure sparked a major debate–see both sides of the story

    And the adoring writers and "news" pronouncers gush that it was the first all-female crew to go into space since 1963. This was a 10-minute trip. The 1963 effort was by Valentina Tereshkova, who orbited the Earth 48 times, over three days. But would you call a single occupant of a capsule a...
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    Is this 'more surveillance'? Shoppers raise concerns after peculiar sightings at their local supermarket

    Sounds like whoever wrote the Woolies explanation and whoever writes material for politicians went to the same school.
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    Kmart’s $8 throwback sparks buzz over pricey designer dupe

    There's another quite apt definition of the word "dupe". Look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls.
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    Kmart’s $8 throwback sparks buzz over pricey designer dupe

    $A1500? An instant hit? Who's the "influencer"? Say no more ...
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    Bank's $700,000 mortgage blunder sparks ‘torturous’ legal battle–find out why

    So, who authored the "mysterious letter"?
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    Try your luck: Can you crack the secret code on this new coin?

    Yair, well, sticks and stones ...
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    Shocking two-word plea ends decades-long feud between music icons

    Or raise the figleaf he wore to the fancy dress party?
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    Try your luck: Can you crack the secret code on this new coin?

    It's good that it doesn't decode to something like ""**** YOU!".
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    Could Chris Lilley be teasing the return of a beloved character? Fans are losing it!

    Wasn't funny then, isn't funny now.
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    Shocking two-word plea ends decades-long feud between music icons

    Just another hissy fit from an old queen? Wonder what his "husband" thought of it all?
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    This Aussie driver had a heated reaction at the lights—and others totally get why

    Wouldn't be a perfect reason for a cop on a motorbike (or a hidden spy traffic camera) to take a happy snap of a car in such a position and then send it along, would it? Nah ...
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    This disturbing sight causes massive uproar among animal advocates: 'It's just disgusting'

    For them to be brain-dead, in the first place they need to have a brain.
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    This disturbing sight causes massive uproar among animal advocates: 'It's just disgusting'

    In this sick, sick world, I wonder how many "like"s it got ...
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    Your vote matters: Here are several reminders for the upcoming May polls

    Otherwise known as "three hots and a cot", courtesy of the taxpayers.
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