I LOVED the oldie about the Bloke that sat in the Dentist Chair and as the Dentist began the procedure, grabbed him by the Nuts and stated " Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we??"
My extraordinary Wife (78) is out of Bed at 5.30 every morning, walks 6K with a Friend, then walks our Dog for about 1k then organises my Breakfast. I arise at 9.30. I am blessed.
The Advertising statement for Vincents was " Take Vincents with confidence". We created the Joke " Did you hear about the Girl that took Vincents with confidence? ...Now She is looking for Vincent! "
In Perth, there is a Locality called Canning Bridge where I was Born and raised. As a youngster if you wanted a Swim in summer, you simply took off your Clothes and swam " Starkers". It was such a freedom of feeling.