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Help me Nurse Bob entered the Outpatients Department at the local hospital confronted by a Nurse asking what was his problem? He needed reassurance this would be dealt with discreetly. "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never...

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Lumberjack A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, 'Wait! I’m a talking tree!' The lumberjack grinned, 'And you will dialogue!'

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Why Why do farts smell? For the benefit of the deaf.

If the correct answer to question one is D, how come it is marked as incorrect?

Logic A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation" she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't...

Let's Face it - English is a crazy Language There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; Neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings...

Common Sense An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red...