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How to get to Heaven

How to get to Heaven

At the Welfare Office A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got...

Cheers

Choices

Marital Understanding A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs. The man realises that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then...

How we played online....

AUSSIES A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq is moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune............ "One Aussie Soldier is better than ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the sand dune where a gun battle breaks out and...

Women and Men WOMEN Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They...

The Blonde A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...

Taiwan

Licence I think I'm going to lose my drivers licence... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Licence and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."...

Sometimes..... Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. - - But FART!!just ONE time...

Young Love Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love...

What's the Difference....... Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef Q: Whats the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.